Officially Stressed Hoodie | Stressed Biscuits Premium Logo Streetwear

from US$71.99
Consider this your official status: STRESSED.

The Officially Stressed Hoodie makes it official. Our signature logo prominently displays "STRESSED" front and center because that's your current reality—and honestly? You're handling it like a champ.

This hoodie is your uniform for operating in permanent stress mode while still getting things done. For juggling responsibilities that would break other people. For showing up even when you're running on fumes and cold brew. You're officially stressed, and this hoodie is your badge.

Why you need this in your rotation:

"STRESSED" clearly visible on signature logo—make it known
Official Stressed Biscuits branding represents the community
Premium heavyweight quality that justifies the investment
Unisex cut works for anyone officially stressed (so, everyone)
Comfort meets durability for marathon stress sessions

Premium Quality Specs:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester blend (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40/60 blend)
• Heavyweight 8.0 oz/yd² fabric—real substance, real quality
• Air-jet spun yarn provides exceptional softness and longevity
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for function and style
• Quarter-turned construction prevents center crease
• 1 × 1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for perfect fit retention
• Front kangaroo pocket keeps essentials close
• Double-needle stitching reinforcement at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Bottom line:
If you're stressed about your goals, your future, your next move—you're doing it right. This hoodie gets it. Soft enough for comfort during the chaos, durable enough to last through it all, bold enough to make your stress official.

Perfect for: stressed students, stressed entrepreneurs, stressed creatives, stressed professionals, stressed side-hustlers—basically everyone with ambition.

Disclaimer: White colorway has a natural off-white appearance due to fabric composition—still fire.

Ethically made | Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Why this matters:

Your hoodie is crafted specifically for you—not sitting in a warehouse
Reduces waste and environmental impact from excess inventory
Supports sustainable fashion practices
No overproduction means fewer resources wasted
You're part of the solution, not the problem

Note: White colorway may appear off-white due to natural fabric properties.
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Consider this your official status: STRESSED.

The Officially Stressed Hoodie makes it official. Our signature logo prominently displays "STRESSED" front and center because that's your current reality—and honestly? You're handling it like a champ.

This hoodie is your uniform for operating in permanent stress mode while still getting things done. For juggling responsibilities that would break other people. For showing up even when you're running on fumes and cold brew. You're officially stressed, and this hoodie is your badge.

Why you need this in your rotation:

"STRESSED" clearly visible on signature logo—make it known
Official Stressed Biscuits branding represents the community
Premium heavyweight quality that justifies the investment
Unisex cut works for anyone officially stressed (so, everyone)
Comfort meets durability for marathon stress sessions

Premium Quality Specs:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester blend (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40/60 blend)
• Heavyweight 8.0 oz/yd² fabric—real substance, real quality
• Air-jet spun yarn provides exceptional softness and longevity
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for function and style
• Quarter-turned construction prevents center crease
• 1 × 1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for perfect fit retention
• Front kangaroo pocket keeps essentials close
• Double-needle stitching reinforcement at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Bottom line:
If you're stressed about your goals, your future, your next move—you're doing it right. This hoodie gets it. Soft enough for comfort during the chaos, durable enough to last through it all, bold enough to make your stress official.

Perfect for: stressed students, stressed entrepreneurs, stressed creatives, stressed professionals, stressed side-hustlers—basically everyone with ambition.

Disclaimer: White colorway has a natural off-white appearance due to fabric composition—still fire.

Ethically made | Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Why this matters:

Your hoodie is crafted specifically for you—not sitting in a warehouse
Reduces waste and environmental impact from excess inventory
Supports sustainable fashion practices
No overproduction means fewer resources wasted
You're part of the solution, not the problem

Note: White colorway may appear off-white due to natural fabric properties.